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<One week passed.In Japanese schools, clubs are very important. Everyone
is supposed to join a club, and the clubs try hard to 
recruit new members.Some of them get a little carried away.

defghijklmThe clubs are out trying to recruit as many new members as
they can.The recruiters are really persistant.There are more than three hundred clubs and teams of various
types here at Kotobuki Junior College.The baseball and soccer teams have their own fields.
There's even an indoor rink for ice skating and hockey.With more than three hundred clubs on campus, there are some
pretty strange ones.One club claims that every member looks like a certain movie
star.The dean even has a fan club...I guess he is a pretty
cool guy, but a fan club?There is a ninja club. But they dress like buddhist priests
since real ninjas have to disguise themselves.....It makes them stand out all that much more.Even with all the selection, there isn't a single club I 
want to join.???:  HEY YOU!A member of the judo club grabs me by the shoulder.???:  Want to join  our club? We'll get you in shape in no
time!%001:  Thanks, I have other plans.I get out of there as fast as I can.???:  Are you new at this school?A fat guy in a kimono appeared.%001:  I'm not interested in sumo wrestling.???:  We are not the sumo club. Please don't associate us
with them.%001:  Then what club are you????:  We are the samurai hair club! We like to wear our hair
like samurai and sumo wrestlers!%001:  Goodbye!!This is too silly.???:  You have a good body. Slim but muscular.Somebody grabbed me by the shoulder.Not again!???:  How about joining the school liberation front?I look back and a man wearing a military uniform is standing
there.%001:  Uh, thanks, I'll pass!I get the hell out of there.What was that????:  You a freshman?%001:  Yeah, that's right. What do you want?Two large guys were standing in my way.???:  What type of udon noodles do you like? The thin
kind or the fat kind?%001:  Huh?%001:  The thin kind, I guess.???:  A comrade! We are the Black Soup Club. We welcome
you to our club.%001:  Sorry, not interested.I run away again.CS202.OVL%001:  I like the fat kind.???:  ....................???:  Comrade Willhelm, this person could be an infdel
who will someday call destruction down on our Black Soup
Club. We must deal with him now.???:  Calm down comrade Shultz. There is no reason to believe
that he will enter the Committee for the Promotion of White
Soup.???:  But commrade Willhelm!I run away again.CS202.OVL%001:  Actually, I prefer spaghetti.???:  Huh????:  Comrade Willhelm, this person could be an infdel who
will someday call destruction down on our Black Soup
Club. We must deal with him.???:  Calm down, Comrade Shultz. There is no reason to believe
that he will enter the Friends of Pasta Society.???:  But commrade Willhelm!I run away again.CS202.OVL